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Ten Things Better Than The Movie Split

  1. Hemorrhoids
  2. A hangnail
  3. A dirty tampon
  4. Jason Voorhees and Freddy Krueger at a bridal shower
  5. Piss soaked pants
  6. Dirty Diapers forever dirty
  7. Two dirty nails shoved in my eye
  8. Having diarrhea on a 2-hour long Subway ride with no stops
  9. Having ten bowling balls fall on your feet simultaneously forever
  10. Stepping on dog poop as a dog pees on you

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